Wednesday, February 08, 2012
   
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Hindi SMS Jokes

Here are some Hindi SMS Jokes:
Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein, Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein, Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai, Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi. Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke, Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi. Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain, Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi. Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen, Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee, Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi. Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua, Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi. Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude, Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi. Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein, Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi, Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga, Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko, Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......



Chahat main kisi ka imtihaan na lena, Jo nibha hi na sako wo waada na dena, Jiss ko tum bin jeene ki aadat hi na ho, Usse kabhi jeene ki dua na dena.

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai. Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.

And on in English language also:
Father and Son were in conversation on the beach :
Son:Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai.